What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 17:47

-J W Pepper
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
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You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.